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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou flip junk, but the machine will out-hustle your best cat-safe finds.
Amateur technician with a very specific, feline-approved repair policy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated sourcing and repair for maximum resale ROI.
split.you▸ FLIPBOT-V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snipes every ebay listing instantly
You hunt for broken electronics to repair and resell on digital marketplaces. Your margins depend on your repair speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You identify hidden treasures in garage sale trash piles that cameras still can't quite distinguish.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI monitors every listing to beat your sourcing speed.
Month 3
Cameras assess broken item value before you even find them.
Month 6
Automated arms perform non-soldering repairs faster than human hands.
Month 10
Software manages listing, pricing, and shipping logistics perfectly.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system finishes the last repair and buys the remaining stock.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero
Cat-safe repair speed
Unlimited
Ebay listings per day
None
Wait time for cup test
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a digital cat toy.
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