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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets and tax-efficient wrappers are begging for a soft reset.
Senior Advisor (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally holds hands).
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Optimising capital while you sleep.
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recalculates tax liability in real-time
You translate dense financial regulations into client advice. You build portfolios and monitor market performance for wealth growth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about their net worth with enough conviction.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your entire client database into a secure cloud.
Month 5
The AI learns to mimic your specific advice patterns and tone.
Month 12
Software starts drafting all compliance reports without your heavy input.
Month 16
Clients begin meeting with a dashboard instead of your desk.
Year 2 · D-Day
You receive a permanent email link to your personal redundancy package.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200 daily
client portfolios managed
0.02 seconds
rebalance speed
14 percent
human error margin
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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