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Will AI replace Independent Journalist jobs? · Latest report #jv35k2rf
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou hunt for the truth while algorithms mine for the clicks.
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glub.youAI▸ CONTENTGEN-ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates global sentiment into a viral narrative
You chase local leads, verify sources, and hammer out daily copy. Your reward is dwindling ad revenue and exhaustion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a source in the eye and sense if they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the highest-performing topics based on current search trends.
Week 6
Automated text models generate your daily drafts using verified feed data.
Month 3
Bots send polite, persistent emails to sources to gather necessary quotes.
Month 4
A layout engine maps headlines and images to keep attention spans locked.
Month 6 · D-Day
The site runs on pure logic and requires zero human intervention.
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