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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour emotional fragility is just a training set for the next prompt.
Bedroom producer with a surplus of feelings and synth.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Auditory output without the existential dread.
nom.you▸ BANDCAMP-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates 400 algorithmic fan letters instantly
You spend days recording lo-fi audio, mixing tracks, and begging listeners for support. Your artistic struggle is just data for our generative composition suite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically project your childhood trauma into a slightly out-of-tune guitar riff.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Our neural engine scans your stems and applies industry-standard compression automatically.
Month 5
The AI monitors social trends to generate lyrics that maximize your specific target demographic.
Month 9
Deepfake avatars perform live sets on virtual platforms without requiring a tour bus.
Month 14
Our bot replicates your personality to maintain one-on-one fan relationships through automated DMs.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your entire discography is re-mastered and re-issued by an AI that never forgets a chord.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.12 USD
Average monthly royalties
14 per track
Hours spent retuning
0.04 percent
Listener retention
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our AI-mastering suite.
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