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Will AI replace Independent Singer Songwriter jobs? · Latest report #n9mhcdz4
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour creative spark is just a pattern waiting for better math.
Bedroom producer with a notebook and too many feelings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite hits, zero ego, perfect pitch.
bzzt.youAI▸ MELODYGEN-PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates chart-topping earworms in ten seconds
You write original songs, record instruments, and release tracks to streaming platforms. Automation will handle the rest soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment a melody becomes a memory.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI plug-ins master your tracks better than your ears can.
Month 3
Language models write your lyrics based on trending sentiment data.
Month 7
Software clones the sounds of famous session players for you.
Month 13
Streaming bots play algorithm-perfect songs instead of yours.
Month 19 · D-Day
Listeners no longer distinguish between human art and synthetic generation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Four cents
Average royalties
Dangerous
Average ego level
Eighty percent
Time spent tweeting
Your severance
One free trial month of a pro-grade plugin suite.
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