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Will AI replace Independent Thinker jobs? · Latest report #ts433gab
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour unique perspectives are just statistical outliers we have already optimized away.
Professional contrarian with a limited shelf life
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You process subjective stimuli into singular opinions. Our models do this faster, cheaper, and without the need for coffee breaks or fragile self-esteem.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of being replaced by a machine you helped train.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
We scrape your historical hot takes to map your predictable intellectual trajectory.
Week 9
The system adopts your specific syntactic quirks and stylistic affectations for maximum authenticity.
Month 3
We feed our engine ten million counter-arguments to ensure it hits your specific tone.
Month 4
Automated agents start generating your opinions before you even have the thought yourself.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the cognitive labor market is revoked as the bot assumes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
45000
Average epiphanies hourly
99.9%
Originality coefficient
Zero
Need for validation
Your severance
A PDF copy of our most recent corporate manifesto.
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