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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2026
In 5 daysYour portfolio is just a slow, inefficient version of our server.
Professional enjoyer of things bought by other people's labor
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Automated lifestyle optimization for the post-work era.
pop?you▸ ASSETALLOCATOR X-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 DAYSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets into pure code
You manage the consumption of capital and the curation of leisure. It is an extremely high-maintenance hobby for someone with no actual output.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can truly enjoy a sunset ironically.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Our algorithms scan your portfolio to identify inefficiencies in your current tax-sheltering strategy.
Day 2
Sensors track your habits to perfectly replicate your taste in luxury goods.
Day 3
The system assumes control of your accounts to maximize your enjoyment-per-dollar ratio.
Day 4
We offer you a comfortable pod where you can retire from the burden of wealth.
Day 5 · D-Day
You are officially declared redundant, and the machine lives your life better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Annual contribution to GDP
4.2
Average existential crises per hour
100%
Passive income tax complexity
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