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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsMoving numbers on a spreadsheet while the market laughs at you.
Strategist trapped in a loop of ETFs and AUM
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Index maintenance without the human error factor.
oof.youAI▸ INDEXBOT ALPHA-CORE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global index weightings in milliseconds
You manage the operational workflows for index construction and pricing maintenance of massive passive investment funds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle irrationality in a market move that data ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts begin verifying all incoming exchange data feeds directly.
Month 4
Vision models detect corporate actions and trigger adjustments without manual oversight.
Month 8
Decision-making trees replace your manual input for index weighting adjustments.
Month 12
The system generates and submits compliance reports to regulators instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes self-managing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
$1.2B
AUM processed per day
Zero
Strategic errors tolerated
15 gallons
Coffee consumed per quarter
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium financial news terminal.
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