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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour alpha is just a latency arbitrage bot with a salary.
Systematic trader (mostly Greek-obsessed, emotionally delta-neutral).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidate positions with cold, unfeeling precision.
stretchy.youAI▸ ALPHADRIFT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs your orders using stale data
You monitor volatility surfaces and execute systematic index spreads. The machine does this in microseconds, without lunch breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why you ignored the signal today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Feed your manual trading signals into a central neural network.
Week 7
Let the bot place small trades while you watch the screen.
Month 3
The system identifies better entry points than your brain ever could.
Month 5
Disable your ability to manually intervene during high volatility spikes.
Month 6 · D-Day
The trader desk is repurposed for more server racks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
2 milliseconds
Average trade latency
too high
Human error rate
zero
System downtime
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Market Expert'.
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