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Will AI replace Indie Developer and Network Technician jobs? · Latest report #mgbdt978
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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou are coding games while fixing university Wi-Fi, both equally soul-crushing tasks.
Master of spaghetti code and university network cabinets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Building digital worlds and patching networks simultaneously.
oof.youAI▸ OMNINET-DEV BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deploys production code and switches at once
You build games from scratch and configure campus network hardware. Both jobs involve fixing bugs you likely created.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the stubbornness to troubleshoot a dead VLAN at 3 a.m. for no pay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts commenting your messy code automatically.
Month 5
Smart agents detect and fix campus network outages locally.
Month 13
Models generate game assets faster than you can type.
Year 1.9
Robotic arms install switches without needing a human technician.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your infrastructure and projects.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 Percent
Code Spaghetti Index
12 Per Hour
Network Port Resets
Negative Zero
Indie Profit Margin
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