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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 25, 2026
In 3 daysA pun-loving bone pile is no match for procedural generation.
Lethargic comedy specialist with deep skeletal insights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing comedy through efficient dialogue trees.
bzzt.youAI▸ SANSBOT LOGIC ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
delivers lethargic punchlines at machine speed
You stand in corridors delivering jokes and vague threats. Your role requires minimal physical exertion and scripted dialogue.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only skeleton capable of making a truly bad joke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
All your dialogue is parsed into a simple lookup table.
Day 2
Your pixel layout is rendered as a lightweight static asset.
Day 2
A Large Language Model handles your comedy output better.
Day 2
An automated cycle runs your idle standing animation forever.
Day 3 · D-Day
Your code is deleted to save five megabytes of memory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
240
Puns per minute
100 percent
Gaster Blaster accuracy
Maximum
Lethargy levels
Your severance
A single bottle of ketchup and a bad time.
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