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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning your personal brand into a pre-trained data set.
Professional thread-writer, aspiring exit-seeker, full-time dopamine addict.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic engagement generated at light speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ PERSONABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect engagement bait threads instantly
You chase engagement metrics and curate launch threads while pretending that building software is a personality trait.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie about your MRR with a straight face in real life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor viral trends to suggest your next tweet topic.
Month 3
Language models write your threads faster than your brain can.
Month 6
A fine-tuned agent mimics your specific online voice and cadence.
Month 10
Automated accounts simulate your community for guaranteed growth results.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your account with a fully autonomous version.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
0.02%
Average engagement rate
4
Threads written per day
Zero
Value added to society
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead newsletter.
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