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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Indie Videogame Developer jobs? · Latest report #284ngkfx
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend years perfecting a jump mechanic that bots solve instantly.
Expert in scope creep and C++ memory leaks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your broken code into hits daily
ow.youAI▸ DEVFORGE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates procedurally bland sequels at scale
You code game logic, draw sprites, and debug engine crashes until your eyes bleed. Then you release to silence.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely talented at ignoring critical feedback from playtesters until the very last second.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models generate your sprites and textures without your input.
Month 5
AI writes your physics engines based on your vague requirements.
Month 10
Bots play your game millions of times to find every bug.
Month 15
A fleet of bots creates social buzz for your product launch.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system finishes building a better game than you ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero
Average Steam sales
4.2
Bugs introduced per commit
Gallons
Coffee consumed per patch
Your severance
Two Steam keys and a broken ergonomic chair.
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