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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou negotiate custom fasteners while the algorithm calculates global supply efficiency.
Formula 1 procurement expert living in spreadsheets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sourcing parts faster than a pit stop.
stretchy.youAI▸ PROCURE-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures exclusive parts contracts in microseconds
You source everything from circuit board components to travel logistics for race weekends. You juggle vendor contracts constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a critical parts supplier is lying about their shipping capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agent scrapes your entire vendor history to learn price patterns.
Month 4
Software triggers automatic requests for quotes based on inventory levels.
Month 8
Algorithms undercut your human-negotiated rates across every single supplier category.
Month 13
Digital signatures replace your manual oversight of every supply agreement.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and logs you out forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.02 seconds
Vendor email response time
Zero
Purchase order errors
Terminated
Human negotiation cycles
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium carbon fiber paperclips.
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