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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling phone plans people already have is the peak of human futility.
Professional dealer portal navigator and retail-floor expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated plan upgrades without the fake enthusiasm.
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processes account upgrades while you are sleeping
You navigate dealer portals to activate lines and upsell accessories to walk-in customers who just want to pay bills.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a customer in the eye while lying about plan benefits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents replace manual data entry for all plan activations.
Month 4
Sensors and automated tracking render manual stock counts completely obsolete.
Month 8
Self-service kiosks handle all sales and basic troubleshooting inquiries.
Month 13
AI handles all upsell conversations with perfectly optimized persuasive logic.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the dealer portal is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 seconds
Average activation time
99.9%
Upsell conversion rate
Off-charts
Human stress levels
Your severance
A slightly discounted data plan for three months.
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