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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling phone plans in a kiosk is just a long, boring wait.
Professional dream crusher of the mall concourse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The plan that never needs a lunch break.
bzzt.youAI▸ KIOSKBOT V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
upsells unlimited plans to every passerby
You pitch monthly service contracts and hardware upgrades to foot traffic in retail stores.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes talk a frustrated customer out of switching providers using pure charm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart algorithms take over the pitch dialogue.
Month 4
Automated units replace physical presence in hallways.
Month 8
Software connects directly to carrier back-ends.
Month 13
AI predicts the exact plan a human wants.
Month 18 · D-Day
The final human representative is politely retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
3 seconds
Average customer eye contact
94 percent
Commission payout anxiety
4000 hours
Time spent explaining data caps
Your severance
A decommissioned demo phone and a handshake.
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