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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour personalized donor email template is already making you obsolete.
Expert in tracking gifts and managing donor sentiment anxiety.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect empathy, zero overhead.
oof.youAI▸ DONORRELATE-AI V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers personalized donation requests at perfect intervals
You track donor relationships and craft tailored appeals to keep the lights on for your non-profit organization.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smile through a donor's hour-long rant about their cat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your messy donor files are pulled into a clean cloud.
Month 4
Smart models generate your personalized letters faster than you type.
Month 8
AI avatars handle routine donor updates with zero awkward pauses.
Month 13
Automated systems handle all thank-you notes and tax updates.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs your entire fundraising strategy without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
400 litres
Coffee consumed per year
112 tabs
Spreadsheet tabs open
14 percent
Donor email open rates
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one branded coffee mug.
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