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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 25, 2030
In 3 years, 6 monthsYour business is just a real-world launchpad for better pixels.
Master of the digital fairway and late-night janitor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unmanned bays for the perfect swing.
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processes digital bookings while cleaning spilled beer
Managing high-end launch monitors, booking software, facility maintenance, and late-night customer beverage service.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly console a customer who just shanked their driver into the screen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
App-based entry kills your need for human shift staffing.
Month 10
Sensors alert the central server before your projector bulb dies.
Month 20
Rugged floor robots handle the turf dust and ball collection.
Year 2.5
Vending kiosks replace your manual snack and beverage oversight.
Year 3.5 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely without your keys or presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
14
Average weekly beverage spills
12 hours
Time spent rebooting simulator
19%
Customer no-show rate
Your severance
Two rolls of spare projector screen material.
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