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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell metal rings that hold up the world, poorly.
Road warrior who thinks a lunch meeting is work.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated procurement for the modern factory floor.
no no noyouAI▸ BEARINGBROKER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates bulk discounts with factory purchasing agents
You hunt for plant managers to buy expensive steel bearings and gearboxes. You spend days driving to factories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically touch a seized gearbox to estimate how quickly it will explode.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper brochures are replaced by a persistent real-time web portal.
Month 5
Software automatically bids on parts without human negotiation or lunch meetings.
Month 13
Sensors on factory machines order new bearings before they actually fail.
Year 1.9
Manufacturers ship parts directly to customers, bypassing the distributor middleman.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The entire sales force is archived as a redundant data packet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
25,000
Miles driven annually
98%
Cold calls ignored
$24
Lunch cost deduction
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our lubricant logistics dashboard.
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