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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsCapitalizing on inefficiency while forgetting how to actually produce anything tangible.
Expert in delegation until the tasks delegate themselves away.
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Automated strategy without the ego or overhead.
bzzt.you▸ EXECUFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes quarterly profit through cold logic
You spend your days shuffling corporate paperwork and holding meetings that could have been summarized in a single email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to secure a contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your inbox management is taken over by predictive text models.
Month 5
AI avatars attend your calls to provide simulated executive feedback.
Month 13
Dashboards now self-generate based on real-time market data ingestion.
Year 1.9
Decision-making algorithms outperform your intuition on every single metric.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The office lights turn off as the software handles the exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
18
Meaningless meetings per week
450
Emails sent with zero impact
32
Hours spent looking busy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent business retreat.
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