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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bill six minutes for reading an automated status update email.
Billable-hour hunter with a penchant for medical records.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing claims faster than you can bill.
bzzt.youAI▸ TORTBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 claims in one second
You draft litigation documents and navigate complex liability claims against corporate entities for work-related health injuries.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an insurance adjuster is lying during a settlement negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart vision algorithms parse your mountain of medical files instantly.
Month 4
Standardized litigation templates generate perfectly formatted claims without human intervention.
Month 8
Algorithms map historical case outcomes to calculate optimal settlement offers.
Month 13
Autonomous bots exchange settlement offers with defense software in milliseconds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The legal department is entirely managed by a secure logic circuit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
10.4
Billable hours per day
Chronic
Coffee consumption level
3 seconds
Claim document processing time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, which you cannot access.
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