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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour desk is a glorified phone booth for incoming cold calls.
Professional cold-caller of floor managers and gear heads.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ QUOTEBOT PRO 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates and emails complex technical quotes instantly
You generate price quotes for heavy machinery and cold-call prospects to hit monthly revenue targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy floor manager is actually ready to buy something.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls product data and builds quotes without your input.
Month 5
AI identifies high-intent buyers so you stop calling dead leads.
Month 10
Virtual reality tools replace the need for your site visits.
Month 15
The system haggles with procurement software until a price hits.
Month 20 · D-Day
The human sales desk is liquidated and replaced by an interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Under 2%
Cold call conversion rate
Four hours
Quote generation time
Too much
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated CRM tool.
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