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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your time-motion studies into a single efficient database delete command.
Obsessed with lean six sigma and stopwatch batteries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The factory floor finally thinks in binary.
oof.you▸ FLOWSTATE OPTIMIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
deletes manual labour from the production line
You optimize production workflows and set standard times for repetitive manufacturing tasks. We optimize you out.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a worker is physically struggling before the cameras record it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map every movement of the factory staff in real time.
Month 5
Software shifts production load between stations without needing your spreadsheets.
Month 12
Virtual models propose changes without a human engineer needing to approve them.
Month 16
The system mandates every motion and timing rule for every station.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes its own internal logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Zero wait time
Process bottlenecks identified
Calculated elimination
Human error rate
Fully reclaimed
Coffee break loss
Your severance
A pre-owned stopwatch and a digital copy of yourself.
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