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Will AI replace Industrial Process Operator jobs? · Latest report #atsnar26
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour entire professional legacy is a single, replaceable momentary electrical contact.
Professional finger-pusher and factory startup enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pressing buttons so you don't have to.
splat.you▸ CLICKBOT-PRO 100▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers factory cycles with sub-millisecond precision
You press the start button to initiate complex factory machinery. You monitor indicators for basic status lights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the machine sounds slightly off before the sensors even trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify your exact button press sequence to map variables.
Month 7
A solenoid actuator attaches directly to your primary start button.
Month 13
Digital logs replace your handwriting with superior data accuracy.
Month 18
Controls move to a dashboard you no longer touch.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The green button is physically removed and replaced with code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Average button presses per shift
0.4 percent
Human error rate
too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A commemorative plastic button and a firm handshake.
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