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July 4, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a glorified tombstone for corporate capital.
Master of spreadsheets, ghoster of shipping containers
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility into every broken supply chain
bzzt.youAI▸ SUPPLYLOGIC PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates all vendor contracts while you sleep
You track lead times for raw materials and juggle vendor delivery schedules across global time zones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a supplier is lying about their shipping capacity over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in crates feed real-time location data directly to our platform.
Month 5
AI scrapers update your inventory logs without you touching a keyboard.
Month 10
Bot agents negotiate pricing based on historical data and market trends.
Month 15
Machine learning identifies supply bottlenecks weeks before you would notice them.
Month 20 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and removes your access credentials entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
48 hours
Vendor email response time
Infinite
Excel row count capacity
14 percent
Human error in forecasting
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling software.
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