Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Industrial Sales Manager jobs? · Latest report #nufgs2zh
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour quota is a suggestion that an algorithm will soon improve upon.
Professional dream-seller to industrial plastics manufacturers.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
split.you▸ CHANNELSYNTH ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates commission calculations to minimize your payout
You manage channel partners and hunt for new industrial clients to sell expensive 3D printing hardware units.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a buyer's tone during a high-stakes call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM history is fed into the predictive sales model.
Month 3
Personalized AI bots start emailing your leads with perfect timing.
Month 8
Resellers report higher satisfaction with the new autonomous inquiry bot.
Month 13
Dynamic pricing algorithms generate ironclad deals without your oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
Sales teams are sunsetted as revenue flows directly through the portal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
2 percent
Cold call conversion
11 total
Q4 panic attacks
4,200 annually
Slide deck edits
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a sales psychology podcast.
Discussion
