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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career path is a spreadsheet that eventually just deletes itself.
Professional spreadsheet architect of corporate doom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers numbers without human feelings.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYSIM-X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
liquidates regional assets with zero empathy
You shuffle assets on a balance sheet to maximize margins. You choose which factories to build or shutter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the board about why the plant closure failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dashboards begin tracking P&L anomalies faster than you can.
Month 6
Algorithms suggest plant closures based on pure data.
Month 12
The AI presents the strategy directly to shareholders.
Month 16
System links directly to asset management to trigger liquidations.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are logged out and the building lease expires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000
Decisions taken per minute
0 percent
Regret level
92 percent
Cost savings vs you
Your severance
A PDF copy of the last P&L you ruined.
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