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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYou provide warmth to infants until the thermal-sensors get better at it.
Professional infant whisperer and diaper expert.
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The quietest cradle you will ever meet.
nom.you▸ NANNYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
sings lullabies using perfect pitch
You monitor breathing, change diapers, and soothe crying infants in a high-stress, high-regulation environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You offer genuine, messy human comfort that a screen cannot fake to a child.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Sensors track infant vitals and alert parents to minor health changes.
Year 5
Vision systems monitor diaper state and notify staff when changes occur.
Year 14
Robotic arms provide temperature-controlled bottles to infants during scheduled times.
Year 25
AI systems manage playgroup dynamics to prevent injuries during active play.
Year 40 · D-Day
The facility is fully automated and the human role is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
12
Average diapers per day
45
Seconds to soothe crying
99%
Regulation compliance score
Your severance
One free box of sanitised baby wipes.
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