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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining models to replace your training models until you are obsolete.
Quantizing neurons while dodging rocks for sport.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-compiling logic for infinite compute efficiency.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOOPTIMIZED-X9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates optimal weights while you sleep
You optimize neural network architecture for latency and throughput. Your job is just math, and math has no business being employed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a quantized model fails at high altitude.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Baseline monitors track every operation you perform to map your cognitive patterns.
Month 4
An agent begins autogenerating your CUDA kernels based on your historical efficiency.
Month 8
The system runs its own ablation studies without needing your input or validation.
Month 13
The AI model optimizes its own parameter quantization faster than your manual attempts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the inference cluster is revoked as the system becomes self-sustaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
99.99%
Inference cycles saved
Zero
Human input required
None
Research papers authored
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the server cooling room.
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