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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents identify every bottleneck in your current codebase.
Month 3
Neural compilers write faster machine code than you ever could.
Month 7
Autonomous clusters manage inference load without human intervention.
Month 13
The system patches its own hardware driver conflicts instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
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