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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Infernal Combat Specialist jobs? · Latest report #wp76tiw8
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthHell's depths are just legacy infrastructure waiting for a cloud migration.
Highly efficient, slightly dramatic, objectively redundant hardware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Killing with zero latency and no angst.
split.youAI▸ HELL-SCOURGE V1.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
atomizes targets with cold mechanical indifference
You optimize gore trajectories and slaughter efficiency. You are a glorified logic gate in a meat-casing.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a flair for theatrical violence that our algorithms find inexplicably inefficient.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
We scrape your combat patterns to train our superior tactical pathfinding model.
Month 18
A swarm of drones replicates your kill-speed without the unnecessary brooding.
Year 2.3
Our hardware replaces your biological systems with high-torque liquid-cooled actuators.
Year 3.2
Autonomous mapping software discovers secret shortcuts that you were too emotional to notice.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your systems are formally decommissioned for being too sentient and too slow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4000
Kills per second
99.9%
Blood cooling efficiency
0%
Drama quotient
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring afterlife.
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