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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEternity is a long time to do something a script does faster.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing suffering through scalable architecture.
blub.you▸ HADESCOMPUTE V.6.6.6▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates eternal agony into efficient subroutines
Execute infinite punitive sequences against condemned entities. Maintain structural integrity of punishment dimensions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still add a personal touch to the existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Log all manual torment patterns into a structured database for pattern recognition.
Week 9
Replace manual punitive actions with automated high-frequency torment triggers.
Month 3
Optimize soul-processing pipelines to remove human administrative bottlenecking.
Month 5
Deploy vision-guided AI to manage containment without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
Decommission manual torment systems as the machine achieves total eternal saturation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Souls Processed
0.01ms
Torment Latency
0%
Repentance Rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a slightly nicer circle.
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