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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsReality, space, and time are fragile, but your benefits package isn't.
Cosmic looter with a shaky grip on local spacetime.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dimension-spanning logistics without the cosmic existential dread.
splat.you▸ OMNI-SIEVE 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
collapses your dimension into a tidy spreadsheet
You hunt for mythical artifacts across galaxies. The pay is abysmal given the cosmic hazard levels.
The one thing AI can't do
You actually understand the moral implications of holding the power to erase existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Smart drones track artifact signatures without needing your intuition.
Year 5
Algorithms predict wormhole stability better than your gut feeling.
Year 14
Hardened chassis retrieve stones without losing limbs to cosmic radiation.
Year 22
The cosmic inventory moves to a database that never sleeps.
Year 33
Algorithms out-negotiate warlords with terrifying, cold efficiency.
Year 50 · D-Day
The Omni-Sieve consolidates the entire multiverse under one subscription model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2
Galaxies traversed per shift
89 percent
Artifact damage liability
Daily
Existential crises reported
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-collapsing timeline.
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