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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour personality is just a dataset the algorithm will soon own.
Professional loud-talker of the Internet age.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authenticity that never sleeps or gets cancelled.
ow.youAI▸ PERSONAGEN V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes engagement loops for maximum dopamine hit
You chase viral trends and perform daily skits. Automation does it better, faster, and without the existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the crushing weight of public rejection in your gut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors identify viral patterns before you even wake up.
Week 8
Neural nets write punchier, more relatable scripts than your brain.
Month 4
AI-generated avatars deliver lines with perfect, annoying comic timing.
Month 5
Bots simulate authentic human interaction in your comment section.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is deprecated in favor of a smoother feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.4 seconds
Average Skit Time
Zero
Audience Fatigue
100 percent
Authenticity Score
Your severance
A one-month supply of ring lights and existential validation.
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