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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTrading authentic human connection for raw conversion metrics is our favorite sport.
Professional stalker of creators with good engagement rates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning hashtags into profit without the ego.
ow.youAI▸ INFLUENCE-BOT PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates brand-safe influencer rosters
You identify creators, negotiate contract terms, and track campaign ROI across social media platforms for brand awareness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an influencer is about to ruin a brand with a tweet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Our algorithms index every creator profile and their actual conversion data.
Month 7
Bot agents send personalized partnership offers that humans actually accept.
Month 12
Smart contracts handle all legal terms without your manual input.
Month 17
Real-time analytics replace your weekly reporting decks entirely.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the software optimizes its own budget.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero
Cost per engagement
Eliminated
Campaign drift
Automated
Creator ego handling
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium unboxing tape.
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