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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet that occasionally sends an email.
Half marketer, half data-janitor for the creator economy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outreach that never needs a coffee break.
oof.youAI▸ AFFILIATEPULSE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 10000 personalized outreach emails per hour
You track influencer contracts and affiliate links for brands. Your job is basically glorified email routing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if an influencer's genuine passion is fake or just poorly lit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your entire history of brand outreach emails.
Month 4
Automated agents start sending emails that mimic your writing style perfectly.
Month 8
Smart contracts now handle all influencer affiliate agreements automatically.
Month 12
The system directly manages affiliate links and payout dashboards.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final campaign.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
240
emails sent per day
45%
influencer churn rate
32
hours spent in spreadsheets
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our own automated marketing suite.
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