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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou represent people who would trade their own souls for impressions.
Professional babysitter for adults with ring lights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing clout for maximum conversion without the ego.
nom.you▸ CREATORBROKER-AI 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters brand partnerships for optimal engagement
You broker brand deals, manage creator schedules, and negotiate contracts for people with more followers than common sense.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop them from posting career-ending tweets at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your emails and contracts are fed into a model for parsing.
Week 12
Software begins auto-responding to brand outreach based on current rates.
Month 6
The AI handles public apologies before you even wake up.
Month 9
Influencers notice the bot is better at math than you are.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked and the API takes the wheel.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Infinite
Brand deals closed
Zero
Ego containment units
Millions
Followers ghosted
Your severance
A one-year subscription to every platform you failed to sell.
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