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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou teach students to build systems that will delete your job.
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delivers lecture content via holographic projection
You grade endless stacks of code and deliver lectures on software architecture to rows of bored undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell a student exactly which line of their logic is broken.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Code evaluation algorithms handle the bulk of student project feedback.
Month 4
Your lecture notes are converted into interactive, self-updating learning modules.
Month 8
Student questions are filtered through an intelligent knowledge base chatbot.
Month 13
AI systems dynamically generate unique, non-plagiarizable exam questions for every student.
Month 18 · D-Day
The institution shifts to fully automated curriculum delivery with zero overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Average student attention span
400+
Grading hours per semester
6 months
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