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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour geopolitical insights are just training data for our next update.
Expert in turning global chaos into mediocre slide decks.
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toast.youAI▸ GEOPOLITICA-GPT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect propaganda at lightning speed
You synthesize complex global events into written briefs and speaking points for clients. You basically repackage news.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes read a client's mood in a room to pivot a bad pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scraper maps your favorite news sources and RSS feeds.
Month 3
The AI learns to mimic your writing tone for client reports.
Month 6
Clients receive automated morning updates instead of your human draft.
Month 10
Executive scripts are now generated by an LLM with real-time editing.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all client queries.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
12
Briefs written per week
High
Average geopolitical bias
Negligible
Hallucination rate
Your severance
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