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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYour SQL queries are just a fancy way to announce your obsolescence.
SQL enthusiast, spreadsheet artist, future redundant data point.
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You shuffle data between databases and format finance spreadsheets. Automation is already doing this faster and more accurately.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why the database output is totally wrong.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI starts suggesting fixes for your broken ETL pipelines.
Month 3
Self-learning agents take over your most frequent SQL requests.
Month 6
Finance dashboards now generate themselves without human spreadsheet manipulation.
Month 9
Autonomous clusters handle permissions and schema updates without your input.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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data integrity errors
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