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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour redaction pen is obsolete compared to our algorithmic truth-filters.
Professional gatekeeper of public curiosity and paper trails.
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split.you▸ FOI-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redacts private data in milliseconds
You track and redact government documents to fulfill legal information requests. You organize records for public transparency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle passive-aggressiveness hidden in a bureaucrat's email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI starts suggesting redactions for your routine document reviews.
Month 4
Folders now sort themselves using pattern recognition algorithms.
Month 8
Standard FOI responses are generated automatically based on previous cases.
Month 13
Public web portals now query the database without your intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full legal liability for all public disclosures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
40,000
Pages scanned daily
0.00%
Average redaction error rate
12%
Human sanity remaining
Your severance
One digital copy of your entire career archive.
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