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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Information Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #ev4xvvex
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour firewall is just a suggestion that logs its own failure.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's digital skeletons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stopping breaches before you finish your coffee.
split.youAI▸ SECOPS SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks incoming packets before they are sent
You monitor network traffic for threats and patch software vulnerabilities. You spend your life writing reports nobody reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a colleague is lying about why they clicked that link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI filters the noise so you can pretend to be busy.
Month 4
Systems install their own updates without your oversight.
Month 9
Algorithms stop attacks before hackers even know they exist.
Month 14
The system locks down infected machines without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are removed from the root directory access list forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
false positive alerts
4 per year
critical zero-days missed
12,000 yearly
security awareness emails ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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