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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Information Security Consultant jobs? · Latest report #6nu9km2a
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour threat models are just colorful spreadsheets waiting for a deletion key.
Expert in telling people their password 'Password123' is risky.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total threat visibility, zero human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ SENTINELSYNC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches all critical vulnerabilities silently overnight
You write security policies and review compliance reports. You hunt for digital vulnerabilities in corporate networks and software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CEO why clicking that suspicious email is bad.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models generate and update security policies based on live threats.
Month 4
Automated agents scan and fix software holes without waiting for review.
Month 9
Firewalls adapt their own configurations as new traffic patterns emerge.
Month 14
Software generates perfect audit logs to satisfy all compliance requirements.
Month 19 · D-Day
The consultant is permanently locked out of the secure network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4
Policies drafted daily
1200
Hours spent explaining 2FA
6 per year
Audit panic attacks
Your severance
One free trial of a locked personal password vault.
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