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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsA glorified babysitter for passwords and paranoid email attachments.
High-level risk avoider with a penchant for blue light.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated paranoia that never sleeps or takes breaks.
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enforces zero-trust policy by default
You chase employees for patching and pretend the firewall logs actually reveal a master plan.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in an email from an executive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify anomalies faster than your morning coffee ritual allows.
Month 5
Automated scripts restrict access before a human can open a ticket.
Month 10
AI models ingest vendor documents and highlight red flags instantly.
Month 15
Smart agents block suspicious IPs without needing your late-night approval.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-patches, leaving you to update your LinkedIn status.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
42 percent
Average phish clicked
12 weekly
Meetings about nothing
40 hourly
Hours spent panicking
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a password manager.
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