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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Information Security Lead jobs? · Latest report #6zbx2354
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou protect the data, but the data is already leaving without you.
Professional gatekeeper of the company’s digital keys.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable security for a world without humans.
glub.youAI▸ SENTINELAUDIT CORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
revokes every user access token automatically
You spend days managing access controls, auditing logs, and explaining to developers why they cannot disable the firewall.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle nuances of office politics behind an insider threat report.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins scanning your SIEM logs while you sleep.
Month 4
Smart agents start auto-patching systems without human approval.
Month 8
An AI writes the quarterly compliance audit for your signature.
Month 13
Identity management bots handle all onboarding and offboarding requests.
Month 18 · D-Day
You receive a permanent notification that your credentials have expired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
42
Average policy updates per week
18
Hours spent explaining basic MFA
99%
Incidents caused by human error
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our breach notification service.
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