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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human firewall that updates itself too slowly.
Professional worrier protecting data from the inevitable.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated risk management that never sleeps.
oof.youAI▸ SECU-SENTINEL 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are announced
You track vulnerabilities and stare at audit logs to prove the company isn't currently exploding.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why that one legacy database cannot be patched.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI agents replace your manual review of generic vulnerability reports.
Week 12
Machines scrape and score all your third-party vendor compliance data.
Month 6
Dynamic systems write and enforce security rules across the network.
Month 9
Orchestration software handles minor breaches without human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your email access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
12 million
Spreadsheet rows read
99 percent
False positives ignored
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium VPN service.
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