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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified firewall that occasionally forgets to update.
Professional gatekeeper of the company's forgotten password resets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total visibility, zero human error.
squeeze.youAI▸ SECUNODE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
blocks unauthorized access in sub-millisecond cycles
You monitor network traffic for anomalies and scramble to patch vulnerabilities before someone exploits them. It is tedious.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with the CTO about why we need MFA.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now filter noise and spot actual threats instantly.
Month 4
Systems automatically apply security patches without your manual oversight.
Month 8
Intelligent models intercept malicious emails before they hit any inbox.
Month 13
Centralized hardware blocks user access before errors can happen.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine takes permanent watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too many
Average false positives
weekly
Critical patches ignored
infinite
Time spent in logs
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired security clearance badges.
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