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Will AI replace Information Security Systems Administrator jobs? · Latest report #t4zver94
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor logs until you die while your AI replacement sleeps.
Full-Stack Security Paranoiac with a caffeine dependency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every security ticket while you dream.
bzzt.you▸ SECAUDIT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
shuts down every port before breach happens
You patch firewalls and chase phantom alerts to secure corporate networks. Your real job is just waiting for breaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a user is lying about their password being reset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts flagging genuine threats before you even read them.
Month 3
Smart agents deploy your security updates across the whole stack.
Month 8
Machines manage user permissions without any human intervention required.
Month 12
Software writes the audit papers while you check your email.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and replaced by a permanent daemon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99 percent
false alarm rate
zero point five
average sleep hours
too many
ticket backlog size
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dark-web credit monitor.
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