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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour job is just a firewall for software that works fine alone.
The human bridge between broken hardware and confused users.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime and infinite permission scaling.
shred.you▸ SYSADMIN-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously patches vulnerabilities during peak traffic
You oversee server uptime and user permissions. You manage vendors and patch security gaps until the system fails.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which dusty server rack makes that noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Local server racks move to virtual instances without human help.
Month 5
AI models resolve password resets and basic hardware alerts instantly.
Month 11
Software updates bypass your approval and auto-deploy to endpoints.
Month 16
Machine learning adjusts routing logic before users notice the lag.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 monthly
Average unscheduled downtime minutes
89 percent
Tickets closed with 'did you reboot'
112 sessions
Vendor coffee meetings per year
Your severance
A decommissioned server and a pat on the back.
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