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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour RMF packages are essentially just very expensive digital suicide notes.
Professional paper shuffler for the Department of Defense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing vulnerabilities before you even open them.
no no noyouAI▸ AUDITBOT-7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates vulnerability scanning and report generation
You spend your days drafting security controls and navigating the endless Navy RMF certification bureaucracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely talented at pretending these compliance spreadsheets actually increase real-world security.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scripting bots pull all your eMASS data into a database.
Week 11
A neural network maps every STIG requirement to system settings.
Month 5
The system self-updates compliance logs without human error.
Month 8
Cryptographic keys replace the need for your physical signature.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
Zero actually read
RMF packages processed
Too many
Days spent in meetings
Infinite loop
Controls documented
Your severance
A decommissioned Navy server and a firm handshake.
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